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Morning Walk of Shame

When you woke up last at a sleep over and have to walk past everyone with messed up hair.
-Hah! Michael has to do the morning walk of shame!
--Shut up, David! My hair is beautiful!
1- Period from 06:00 (0600 LT) to 12:00 (1200 LT).
2- Period from sunrise to midday.
Morning.
1- Period from sunrise to midday.
2- Period from 0600 LT to 1200 LT.
Morning.
morning by ÑÇÑ ÇÑÇ April 17, 2026

Morning Elephant

It is the process of waking up before your significant other/friend and proceeding to put your sick and balls on their forehead to symbolize an elephant. Hence, the morning elephant
My girlfriend was sleeping so peaceful I had to make myself feel better and do a .morning elephant.
The act of spamming the moose emoji after using a comeback on someone even if it was horrible
Person 1: “You look like a jerboa if it was an ugly jerboa”
Person 2: “What”
Person 1: “ 🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎”
Person 1: “I’m moosing you”
Moosing by JazzyJerboa_08 April 25, 2026

morning shed

When a group of guys have morning wood and stack it together to make a shed.

The act of putting your penises together when multiple people have morning wood.
Me and the boys went camping, and the morning after we built a morning shed.
morning shed by NachtFuchs May 13, 2026