Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 3, 2024

Mike woods.

A light skinned Tyler ass nigga

Bra, you a mike woods. ass nigga

by Treevibe3678 May 23, 2016

Mike Fisher

1. A man that's always making smart ass remarks.

2. A man who exposes and speaks the truth of everyone.

3. The most disliked man on the internet.

Mike Fisher, bad things happen to bad people.

by Really Bad Person August 11, 2018

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017

big mike

a motherfucking bigo troller

A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.

by All women are bitch ass cunts August 30, 2023

Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.

Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.

by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023

MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE

MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT

by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021