whore face cock master

a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners

sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.

by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007

Grand Master Cock Dragon

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

by BlackOp August 27, 2009

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004

dawg master funk daddy

The biggest mother fuckin pimp alive you know?

Man:ight im the dawg master funk daddy and its your time to be FUNK!
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand

by dawg master funk daddy May 6, 2007

minecraft master collection giveaway

a word scammers use to scam kids asses cause minecraft is popular again,

MINECRAFT MASTER COLLECTION GIVEAWAY CLICK HERE! *clicks* *gets virus*
wow thats gay.

by ShovelShab October 13, 2019

Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines

He is the waffle, He invented the waffle, He is a waffle, and One of the few waffle masters sent by the angels from heaven. He is the meaning of life and your savior.

His hearlines is a gift sent by the Hear Gods.

servant 1:"Master Waffeler Yousef Hearlines", Oh no it's a terrible sight.

Master Yousef: What is it my subject?
servant 1:I'ts... it's your HEARLINE...

by dulle0987 February 2, 2022