Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals
can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals
can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
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by jkrag April 8, 2023
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Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.
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