fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024

Total Fruit Island

Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,

Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,

by Ilbeity August 3, 2023

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

Hand Fruit

A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.

Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!

by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024

Low-hanging fruit farmer

Informal term for someone who only engages with easy, less challenging opportunities, while ignoring greater yet more difficult opportunities.

Etymology: Derived from the metaphor of "low-hanging fruit" representing effortless tasks or gains. Farmers, in this context, are individuals solely focused on these readily available options.

The marketing team are just a bunch of low-hanging fruit farmers, always chasing the latest trend instead of building long-term strategies.

by ubershmekel January 20, 2024

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

sudden fruiting

when u shove a fruit up your ass

Dude! You need to try sudden fruiting!

by jeek620 June 27, 2022