by Parkerboi April 9, 2015
Get the Five finger filletmug. Relationships:
When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.
Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.
When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.
Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.
Chris: Dude, my girlfriend's really choking me.
Graham: Why?
Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.
Graham: Why?
Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.
by Christopher John Scott September 15, 2008
Get the five year planmug. A form of poker where each player (typically 2-6 players per table) are each dealt five cards and try to make the best five card hand after discarding from none to all of their cards ans receiving new ones in their place. The action plays as follows:
-- All players throw in an ante before the cards are dealt.
-- The two players left of the Dealer Button throw in their Small Blind and Big Blind, respectively.
-- Five cards are dealt to each player.
-- Starting from the player to the left of the Big Blind, players may call, raise, or fold in turn until all action is complete.
-- The remaining players may then discards any number of cards (starting with the first remaining player to the left of the Dealer Button), from none of them (a "Stand Pat") to all of them.
-- Another betting round then occurs starting from the same player.
-- Assuming that at least two players are left by the end of the round, players reveal their hands in clockwise order starting from the leftmost player from the button (if there were no bets in the round), or from the last player to bet/raise in the round.
-- The player with the best five card hand wins the pot, and the process is continued for next hand.
Five Card Draw is commonly played as a Pot Limit or Limit game, but online No Limit games are also sometimes available.
Five Card Draw events in the World Series of Poker have diminished over the years, pushed out by the rising popularity of No Limit Texas Hold 'em and other such games as Omaha and Seven Card Stud.
-- All players throw in an ante before the cards are dealt.
-- The two players left of the Dealer Button throw in their Small Blind and Big Blind, respectively.
-- Five cards are dealt to each player.
-- Starting from the player to the left of the Big Blind, players may call, raise, or fold in turn until all action is complete.
-- The remaining players may then discards any number of cards (starting with the first remaining player to the left of the Dealer Button), from none of them (a "Stand Pat") to all of them.
-- Another betting round then occurs starting from the same player.
-- Assuming that at least two players are left by the end of the round, players reveal their hands in clockwise order starting from the leftmost player from the button (if there were no bets in the round), or from the last player to bet/raise in the round.
-- The player with the best five card hand wins the pot, and the process is continued for next hand.
Five Card Draw is commonly played as a Pot Limit or Limit game, but online No Limit games are also sometimes available.
Five Card Draw events in the World Series of Poker have diminished over the years, pushed out by the rising popularity of No Limit Texas Hold 'em and other such games as Omaha and Seven Card Stud.
"Five Card Draw is such an classic game, sometimes my family sits around the table and plays with nickels and dimes just for fun."
by Wilkin April 15, 2008
Get the five card drawmug. The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
Get the Five-Finger Dietermug. An exciting and interesting game you can play at your work place or during school. Basically, you give High-Fives to people when they don't expect it. Every time you do, you get a point. This is a fun game to play with people who like to talk with their hands.
Joe: "OMG I'm so excited for the party on Saturday!" *Dramatic hand gesture*
Allen: *High-fives* "Bam bitch! One point!"
Joe: "Aw man, How are you so good at this game?"
Allen: "I play unintentional High-fives so much, I don't talk with my hands anymore, I talk with my fists!"
Allen: *High-fives* "Bam bitch! One point!"
Joe: "Aw man, How are you so good at this game?"
Allen: "I play unintentional High-fives so much, I don't talk with my hands anymore, I talk with my fists!"
by gudghuge420 November 18, 2010
Get the Unintentional High-fivesmug. a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011
Get the The Five P's Systemmug. "I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.
Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.
by Siobhan O'Shea December 17, 2008
Get the Five you a Callermug.