first gentleman

The husband of a president.
If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
If Pete Buttigieg gets elected president, Chasten Glezman will be the first first gentleman.
by gagiodilo August 20, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Vice "Angie" Vukov: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 04, 2025
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half-first cousin-pibling

My half-first cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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First Baptist Academy Naples

A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.
by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024
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Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.
by Leap Cruncher August 05, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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