dirty first

a code word used for when parents will be out of town on the last day of the month (usually the thirty first) and a party is going to happen

hell yeah, you know where the party's at on the dirty first

by don'tbeTHATguy August 2, 2010

Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.

*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)

by Vice signal March 6, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

first cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Love At First Sight

Darius & Gabby

Guy : "man I really love my girl, I don't know why cause she's been with all my homies already but for some reason it was a Love At First Sight kind of thing."

The Homie : "well that's tragic, I thought the same thing when I was with her. Trust me. You think your having a DARIUS & GABBY moment but it's not going to end how you think.

by Just a guy in kansas May 11, 2025

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025