A boy who contains pedophilic behavior even tho his head is shaped like an egg, he still hates niggers.
by Nigger Egg November 09, 2020
when you eat an egg and you get automatically one hit ko'ed - it affects your legs as well as your whole body. You might puke or pass out. Very serious cases lead to death.
by bigg egg April 24, 2018
1. what cum is called when it fills a cup so much that it looks like thick egg nog
2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickness(usually considered disgusting) and thus create a stronger image; often used in an insulting context.
2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickness(usually considered disgusting) and thus create a stronger image; often used in an insulting context.
1. I thought that gargling egg nog cum could cure erectile dysfunction.
2a. The thick layer of viscous, white, sticky egg nog cum on the back seat of the car would not wash off after the three hours I had spent fucking.
2b. That band that played at the party just sucks egg nog cum.
2a. The thick layer of viscous, white, sticky egg nog cum on the back seat of the car would not wash off after the three hours I had spent fucking.
2b. That band that played at the party just sucks egg nog cum.
by IntestinePoet December 13, 2005
When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.
"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."
by Bogbaby June 18, 2009
The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.
Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?
Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.
Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.
by Emby June 05, 2009
When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties
German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties
by greenradioactive March 02, 2009
by friendofsparkles August 15, 2010