fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
by Dylwit October 23, 2019
mugGet the fuck my earmug.

eAr rAPe

Darios phone
"Yare Yare daze.......ear rape."
"If you don't go out with me, your gonna get ear raped if you know what I mean."
by Nilo Brando July 16, 2020
mugGet the eAr rAPemug.

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.
COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.
by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020
mugGet the Essential Earsmug.

.9.Ear.9.

.9.Ear.9.
.9.Ear.9.
by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
mugGet the .9.Ear.9.mug.

Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"
Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".
by Van wick July 31, 2023
mugGet the Ear bangmug.

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
mugGet the mushroom earringsmug.

Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
mugGet the Ear Poisonermug.

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