Ear Rape

When you pass someone the aux and they play lifeav

Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.

by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021

ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway

Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

Louisiana Ear Plug

When you fuck a girl in her ear

“Did you do the Louisiana ear plug” “yea her ear was so tight”

by cngmythic December 16, 2023

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

ear phishing

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.

I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".

by Trollmfao October 1, 2016

rap ear

the level of hearing used to identify rhythm, flow, and all things dope. This function is mostly utilized during the creation of hip hop music

Hey Petry, I wont be around so while you're mixing my music just use your rap ear when picking different effects for the vocals.

by Lu Feng March 24, 2016

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast run by two goofy people, Copper and Nathan. subscribe now.

Lets listen to Ear Nutrients

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024