drunk off oxygen

the act of appearing or acting intoxicated when one has consumed no alcohol.

Look at Tony stumbling around and slurring his words over there. That kids drunk off oxygen.

by Cronisms (H.I.M) November 18, 2004

Drunk Trojan Horse

A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it

We just pulled A Drunk Trojan Horse , High Five!

by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

sorority formal drunk

sorority formal drunk is a level of drunkness that can be achieved for any event or party. To truely be sorority formal drunk, one must: black out, vandalize property, perfom indecent exposure, reach 2nd base with a minium of 3 people of the opposite sex (consentual or non), cross fade with a combination of other social drugs such as extacy or cocain, vomit/piss in public, and must be forcefully removed from the venue/bar/club/house

BRO hater: Im having a party tonight. dont get too fucked up.

BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk

BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.

by ASUsigep32 February 25, 2011

too drunk to mario

adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

by k123 February 24, 2008

Stage 3 Drunk

The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.

So I heard Kevin was stage 3 drunk again last weekend.

by untouchable23 August 5, 2009

drunk as Kuda Brown

Extremely drunk,Very Drunk drunk beyond all understanding,Drunk beyond belief.

He was as drunk as kuda Brown.

by Curt Hall April 9, 2005