by Cronisms (H.I.M) November 18, 2004
A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it
by Tom Vlach November 12, 2007
to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
by Billbo T. Baggins February 18, 2011
sorority formal drunk is a level of drunkness that can be achieved for any event or party. To truely be sorority formal drunk, one must: black out, vandalize property, perfom indecent exposure, reach 2nd base with a minium of 3 people of the opposite sex (consentual or non), cross fade with a combination of other social drugs such as extacy or cocain, vomit/piss in public, and must be forcefully removed from the venue/bar/club/house
BRO hater: Im having a party tonight. dont get too fucked up.
BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk
BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.
BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk
BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.
by ASUsigep32 February 08, 2011
adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
by k123 February 25, 2008
The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.
by untouchable23 August 06, 2009
He was as drunk as kuda Brown.
by Curt Hall April 10, 2005