University of Chicago Labschool

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)

Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."

King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."

by fornire March 8, 2025

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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

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