by Julius Kindle June 03, 2020
Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
by Crymsonnite December 31, 2021
Brandon loves GENSHIN IMPACT and is very very bad at Valorant.
Giga Chad "Brandon what do you want to watch," "...what is your favorite show."
Brandon "Squid Game! Because I'm Korean!"
Giga Chad "Brandon what do you want to watch," "...what is your favorite show."
Brandon "Squid Game! Because I'm Korean!"
by YOYOYOYOYOYYOO April 25, 2022
by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021
by Nugget eater 123 November 22, 2023
Brandon is often a baseball player that just so happen to be white and Mexican and is know for being gay at times
Brandon is so gay
by Kane quance October 30, 2021