brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017

Brandon

I'm Abigail. I had a crush on a boy named Brandon and I truly miss him. I left middle school because we moved and I never got in touch with him.

If you are reading this, I want you to know I miss you and I never forgot you, Brandon.

by brokenbecauseImissyou2006 December 20, 2021

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Brandon a

A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.

“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

Brandon

He's one geiy (gay) homoerotic boi

Don't be a Brandon

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.

That dude is such a Brandon...

by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018