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500th base

When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.
“Dude I hit 500th base last night
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”
by Cyber Daddy 2 April 12, 2022
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Results-Based Investment

Abbreviated: R.B.I.; An approach to investing where an individual offers to invest, or donate, money, resources, and or provide information to a business or organization, but before the organization can get anything from the investor, they are given some objectives by the potential investor who expects them to make significant progress towards completing them and or complete some of them by a certain point in time before they are willing to invest or donate in their organization or business
Results-Based Investment can be a very useful tool for various individuals and or organizations working to promote social change in society, because it allows them to pressure certain businesses and organizations into taking certain stances on specific social issues and or change policies that are harmful and or unreasonably discriminatory against certain populations.
by Vanguard 1998 March 8, 2021
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based

politically admirable or morally righteous. opposite of debased
*authoritarian left says something based*
libertarian right: "⸘wtf auth left based‽"
by Brawlio January 18, 2024
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base

Base or Bace. In between an ace and a bust down
Yo, lemmie get that base son!
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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Based

Based is used to describe someone from "Base Reality" - It comes from the conflicting theories of if we are living in a "Base Reality" or a "Simulation". The concepts of differing realities (matrix style) gained traction after Elon Musk made the following statements:

1.) From the Recode Code Conference (2016) There is “a one in billions chance that this that is the world in which we live is base reality.” Which is to say, not a simulation.

2.) From the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast (2018): "Why would you make a simulation that's boring? You'd make a simulation that's way more interesting than base reality," Musk said.

A base reality is the idea that there are multiple layers of reality - and those who are from base reality or are "based" (usually associated with common sense and critical thinking) are living with those from a simulation or parallel reality/timeline.
Person 1: "A woman cannot have a penis"
Person 2: "Based"
by Terra Luna May 5, 2022
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Based

Slang: Agreement with a regressive opinion to try to fit in with a crowd. Could be read as short for 'Based on conformity'. The polar opposite of punk.

May have had a different slang definition originally, but this has what it has become through online usage.
Punk:

Living your life your own way giving no fucks what people think = That's punk.

"Based":
Moron 1: ""Hitler had the right idea""

Moron 2: "That's based, bro."
by ShadowBlaze January 9, 2023
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