First Base 

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

First Base by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

baped 

another form of the word 'owned' or 'pwned.' you can say you 'raped' someone at a game, or you can say you 'baped' them

dude! you were about to beat me in that guitar hero face off, and threw your hands in the air yelling 'i beat you by only 100!!' then you missed the last note and i won!! You just got baped!!!!

baped by Greene Blob November 21, 2007

baseball bat blunt 

marijuana rolled into a blunt, thick at the end, shaped as a baseball bat. a blunt that that contains alot of marijuana

yo teresa yu rolled a fat blunt, its a fucking baseball bat blunt

baseball bat blunt by myke prez June 11, 2006

half-baked 

is a name used to describe someone that isn't fully complete. Just like pottery on a potters wheel, it is shaped into a beautiful piece of art. If something goes wrong, it is deformed and the process to shape begins again. We are all being baked, going through trials in life. If we give up, we are only half-baked.

Susie gave up on her dream; she is half-baked.

half-baked by diaryofafruitcake March 21, 2011

Baseded 

The opposite of "woke".

One who has been so influenced by far-right propaganda that they actually believe the 4chan meta-ironic term "based" is a good thing.

A state of mind defined by a clear lack of intelligence and a willingness to be socially programmed.

Clinging to a base that does not provide support.

Plays on the words: basted, wasted, base dead.

First seen on Twitter accompanying an 8-bit image from the game Zero Wing with the text modified to read "all your based are belong to us"

Ass Hats brain is basded like a Kentucky fried right wing.

That dude is basded!

The baseded believe being enlightened is a bad thing... weird.

I thought she was based but it turns out she was basded.

Baseded by Pigmaleon May 3, 2022

Freshman baseball 

N.
A circle jerk

Can be used to imply the said jerkers were caught in the act

Did you hear some dudes were caught playing freshman baseball in the back of the bus?

Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.

Freshman baseball by CDubalubalub April 18, 2008

10000th base 

you suck your own dick and get an aero plane shoved up your ass with a group of men cuming all over your face. Then your mum and dad fuck you and you lick out your mum and tease her clit with a toothbrush.

BOB: '' DUUDDEE I TOTTAALLY HIT 10000TH BASE LAST NIGHT''

TIMMY: '' i heard your mum got an orgasm from a toothbrush?''

10000th base by TheBaseMaster August 18, 2011