August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller
Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august
by Not mutazim May 09, 2023
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August

P1:I was Born on August

P2: Your Mom and dad Failed You lmao
P1 What do you mean
P2 It Takes 9 Months For a Baby to Be born and 9 Months from November is August Which mean you mom and Dad Failed No Nut November
by KingPlays November 06, 2019
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August

August is a sweet and caring person. She is funny too. She has a lot of friends. If you’re friends with an August then you’re very lucky. August is a very loyal friend. And she has a lot of talents too. She can draw, make cute animations and so much more. She’s pretty too. But there are times where she can be insecure.
Lisa: Wait is that August?
Beth: Yep!
Lisa: Cool! I wanna be her someday.
by Rain Tsukiro July 21, 2020
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august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.
"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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August

One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.
“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”
by Iris 💗💗 June 14, 2022
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August

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard
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August

Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into
by Skybluehoodie January 02, 2022
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