Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Moth pee bag

The most wild cat u could ever meet

Moth pee bag chill out man

by Chickenfuckforever October 1, 2023

jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.

Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.

by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023

Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.

Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.

by DubbinDave October 11, 2023

pee pee poo poo

Minecraft pig killed by a splash potion of gfuel

I really do miss pee pee poo poo

by Gfuel Lord 69420 July 16, 2020

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pee pee poo poo its like um when somebodys opinion is shit u can use it ig pewdiepie made it famous

omg i hate gamer girs
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by i shided and farded im, gei August 12, 2019

TEE PEE

A trafition in GOLF for the BALL SUCKER in GOLF to drop their pants in front of everyone.

DAN why do you want me to DROP MY PANTS in front of everyone WELL A.AL ALAN or whoever I need to address as you need to TAKE AIN and TEE PEE.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 25, 2021