Dick Work

Working the dick.

Guy: Thanks for the extra dick work last night! Can I cook you at breakfast?

Girl: So last night I was doing a little dick work...

by LaCockasaurusrex July 6, 2010

Work The Straw

- Being the outcast of a Social Group/Being forced to do something Challenging for nothing in return.

I'm gonna work the straw, and make 'em sweat drip out of every pore.

by Ordinal28 April 2, 2025

Working temperature

The temperature at which, whether-you-like-it-or-not, you must go to work tomorrow.

Working temperature varies from subfreezing to high 100°F (over 40°C), but no matter what the working temperature is - you've got to go to work.

by kajlijash October 28, 2012

Work

I'm going to stop working one way or another and if I have to kill you kids to do it that's just an unfortunate byproduct of your unwillingness to give up control of other people's lives.

Hym "Yeah, no, there is not virtue inherent in work. I work while people above me reap a disproportionate benefit. My engine is shot. The water pump is shot and there is a gasket issue. It's only a matter of time before I don't have any form of transportation. Which is why it's good that people are shooting up schools. There's your leftist reminder that you siphoning other lives comes at a price. I'm not going to do what you want. But only because I DON'T NEED TO. If you try to make me do a thing I do not need to do... The thing I WILL DO... That I DON'T NEED TO DO... Will INSTEAD be murdering a child. I can do it today if you'd like. But you're wasting my time at this point. I hate having my time wasted, Jordan."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020

the works

a hydrogen bomb made by mixing alumminum foil and tolet cleaner the works inside a container. if vaper is exposed to flame it will incinorate.

we put the works in a trash can and was put on a terroist watch list

by Rocheman4280 January 7, 2021

Not Working

Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."

Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024