aggressive street walking

when you are walking in the street or anywhere and jump off and onto benches or poles and do spins off them.

"I was aggressive street walking and did a 360 spin"

by lpskia182 January 6, 2009

Dude's Walk Of Shame

When a man wakes up in a woman's home after a drunken, wild, anonymous sexual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave.

Dude, I got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is a cute girl's house and had to "Dude's Walk of Shame" by her cat's stinky litter box. Won't be calling her anytime soon!

by iLobbyist November 19, 2016

If penises could walk

An expression used to describe situations in which the aforementioned event could never occur, ie. something that is very, very, very, very unlikely to happen.

If penises could walk, I could get laid every night this week.

by PeppersandBrilaina123 October 3, 2016

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

walking dusty style

the art of powerwalking

beating people walking setting off 100 yards behind them

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Walking Question Mark

A term used to describe individuals who experience frequent mood swings and exhibit rapidly changing personalities, often on an hourly basis. These individuals display unpredictable behaviors and may alternate between being friendly and hostile towards others. Their actions and intentions are often questionable and can be characterized by deception and unpredictability.

Sarah never knows how to interact with her coworker, John, as he is a walking question mark. One moment he is helpful and cheerful, and the next moment he becomes distant and dismissive.

by Cheri00s May 10, 2023

Walking Fry Job

A person who dresses like a moron or looks like a moron walking around.

Person 1 : look at that dumbass

Person 2: Yeah he’s a walking fry job

by zesterson October 6, 2023