uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.

Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.

by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017

uncle mack

An older male who gives solid advice, and sayings on life to a younger man.

My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!

by matlock1 November 13, 2017

uncle aries

The worlds best uncle!!!!! If you meet an Aries make sure to call him uncle

Wow Aries is such a good uncle.
“Did u see uncle Aries.
I wish Aries was my uncle . Jealous

by Mmmhmnnnn November 23, 2017

Uncles Knuckles

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.

"I hate my Uncles knuckles"

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018

Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018