Uncle

The one person I don't want to like me. Yet the only one who does. Also destroyed my asshole at night. So if your my uncle.... Please apologize and pay for my therapy...
My uncle fucked me and my brother last night
by CandyFoxx April 14, 2019
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Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
You don’t mind it when they stay, but you’re not too sad when they leave.
Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”
by Dinosnores24 November 25, 2023
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by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school
by A dead shitter January 05, 2021
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The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.
Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.
by McDuggar February 24, 2022
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by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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"NO UNCLE RON PLEASE NOT AGAIN"
by trentons bitch January 31, 2023
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