Max

Max is a very big ding dong who needs medical and mental help every second of the day. This is mostly due to his very immature attitude and stupid behaviors.

Max, a very stupid human

by Cosmic pancake October 4, 2022

Max

Nonce / shit eater / Nicki Minaj listener

You like Nicki Minaj? Okay Max

by Arthur Moss May 5, 2021

Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis

"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Max

A person that is usually really hot and doesn't usually care what anyone says but if you go to far he will get annoyed. He is absolutely jacked most of the time and hooks up with a lot of girl.

That Guy Is So Hot
I know its max

by thegodperson November 2, 2021

Gasoline-Maxing

drinking gasoline as excessive amounts like the true sigma you are.

"Bro you sound thirsty.."
"IM GASOLINE-MAXING OK? I-"

by toastedrigatoni August 5, 2025

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023