Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenis is a penis

a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mista's stand
a dong is a pee pee

what is a pee pee? read the first sentence

boy: lol you have a big pee pee
other boy: how do u know
boy:
other boy:

by unknownfossil September 11, 2020

pee v

The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.

Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.

by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020

Pee yummy

no def

This pee yummy very cute i would f*ck him

by Pee yummy November 3, 2020

Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

pee pee poo poo

such a intelligent little Shrek we wonder why you were given to us you gift from heaven

ay yo ur such a pee pee poo poo woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

by shrеk February 23, 2021

(Pee)I-dle

(Pee)I-dle is a derogatory nickname for the South Korean girl group, (G)I-DLE.

Neverland: OMG! I love (G)I-dle because of how talented they are.
Hater: This is (G)I-DLE, more like (Pee)I-dle!

by anonymous July 18, 2022