window women

You can look but you can’t touch

“She’s so pretty but she has a boyfriend” it’s okay she’s a window women

by Ellarah February 25, 2022

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

Window licking

Someone that should be working but too busy slacking

Manjot get to work stop window licking

by Kings Dead July 15, 2021

Window service

Drive thru strip club

Ben got the window service cuz he's too much of a loser to go inside

by Ketchup boy July 24, 2021

Hop on windows 10

When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.

"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."

by SomeKidOnMac August 2, 2021

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

Windows

**Windows:** bloating os with spyware

Windows is the most trash os ever

by AHiddenDonut August 20, 2021