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Jordan

A girl who is beautiful and kind. She is an absolute badass and is super fun to hang with. Likes playing video games and typically hangs out with da boys. Usually seems tough and hard to talk too but once you get to know her you might fall in love. Beware, a Jordan might take your heart by surprise. Also, a Jordan likes to enjoy nature but also will crush you in a Roblox Obby.
Dude- "This girl is awesome, she plays video games, hunts, and fishes."
friend- "I know she's Jordan, be careful you might fall in love."
by anonymous May 29, 2021
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Jordan de Craig

Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious
Even though everyone knows she is gay she is still Jordan de Craig
by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023
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Jordan Victor Reed

Would flirt with a piece of paper if it moved.
Girl: Dammnnn.. look at him..
Girl 2: Yeah but he is such a Jordan Victor Reed.
by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011
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Jordan

A Jordan may seem like a loving and charming young man...but hes not. Hell real you in qith his dark brown eyes, but dont fall for them. He seems sweet and nice right...but those lips arent..ugh dont kiss those. But dont let a Jordan trick you.
A Jordan is just someone who is for fun and games.
by ._therealone_. July 5, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan’s suck never date them they WILL cheat on you and they will deny it even tho they know you know they are lying they will always give a a stupid excuse whenever they make you mad you can call them whordan tho so that’s cool I but still never date one they will brake your heart
Girl #1: hey gorl aren’t you dating that hottie jordan

Girl#2: nahh thAt nigga was cheatin the whole 8 months we were dating so I broke up wit him .
by Hot tamale 123 July 10, 2019
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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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Jordan

A boy who is funny, strong, and a bit annoying.
"Jordan is like hulk"
by dj_beans October 26, 2020
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