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Party Hat Cheese

A thick white and or yellow discharge/cottage cheese like liquid that stems from an uncircumsized penis/party hat.
"His party hat cheese was so thick and disgusting that I couldnt go down on him more than once." pleaded Roxanne
by PartyFavors.com December 16, 2008
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Cool Story Hat

Goes along with the term cool story bro it is used to catch the said cool stories
Guy1: hey you owe me something
Guy2: what do I owe you
Guy1: a cool story come on put it in the cool story hat
by hijack550 August 6, 2011
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hard hat tourism

Actively seeking out tours of large industrial facilities for the pure enjoyment of large, expensive, loud machinery and structures. Examples include ship engine rooms, factories, mines, construction sites, and power plants that the general public does not necessarily see. These locations usually require personal protective equipment like hard hats, safety glasses and ear plugs.
I took lots of pictures at the cement plant b/c I like to document my hard hat tourism.
by FiatLukes November 12, 2009
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Broadwater Hat Trick

A feat of incredible proportions when you manage to hook up with three different people at one party. Named after the Sheik De who made it famous. Ladies is pimps too
Brian: Dude did I just see him go back there with Abbey? He was with Sandra a second ago
Matt: Yeah he's trying to pull a Broadwater Hat Trick
by climbingtrees October 26, 2010
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Venusian hat trick

a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.

b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.

Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
by Wolfram T. Swordfish April 13, 2014
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Happy Hole Hat

To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat
dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed
by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010
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