Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Hood ring

A piece of jewelry that pierces the skin that covers a woman's clitoris

I got my hood ring stuck in my lacy underwear

by Irtrkr June 12, 2018

Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.

(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!

by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011

Pineapple Ring toss

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.

Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?

by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018

Ringing the bell

Slapping someone’s balls as hard as you can

John: dude my new gf is really into ringing the bell.

Jack: that sucks for you, your balls are gonna be so sore from being hit that much

by Dangeous October 16, 2023

Chattanooga Chili Ring

When you stuff a big pinch of Copenhagen long cut up a fat girls fart box, then fish it out with your tongue.

"Man, I gave Bill's cousin Samantha a Chattanooga chili ring last night and I've been pickin' corn outta my teeth ever since!"

by TNstockboy92 September 25, 2025

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024