cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

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The Postman Rings Twice

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Bologna Ring

The soft fleshy ring of your remaining foreskin.

My girlfriend enjoys playing with my bologna ring before placing my cock in her mouth!!!!

by Aaron Allen September 10, 2021

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Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.

"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"

by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017

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Toe ring

Toe rings and the money will be home in bed and the second round came in a new high profile and the money will get to your left hand it over the phone and i'm still waiting.

Toe rings lick cats

by Fishermen August 27, 2019

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