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the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.
the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!
by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021
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by ignore my post December 19, 2021
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Noob

Josh is a noob. A noob is josh.
by Josh is a noob April 2, 2017
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a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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Lol your such a noob. Your supposed to jump over the wall, not run into it.
by losermcgee103 July 21, 2017
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Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.
Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.
by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011
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Noob Tube

Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.
"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"
by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022
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