National Mikhail Day

March 31st is National Mikhail Day. Grab your Mikhail and say thank you
Today is National Day. YAY!!! Thank your Mikhail on National Mikhail Day
by NotAadenAtAll March 29, 2023
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national circumcision day

on this day (february 15th) you can spend all day looking for someone's address and pull up to their crib and circumcise them and no one can stop you
federico: hey guys i found out today is national circumcision day, how about we circumcise our friend shitical
justin: Ok let's do it
by Federico57 February 15, 2023
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National hug day

National hug someone day it’s 2nd of June if you see your friend or someone random hug them
Go up to them and give them a hug for national hug day
by June 01, 2022
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National Rape Day

April 24th is a TikTok declared national holiday created by “men.” Anyone who participates in this holiday should run a truck into a oil refinery whilst they are inside.

P.S.- Men is in quotes as the government has yet to find the original video and there are very few videos supporting the holiday. Almost all of the videos seem like jokes as I have mostly seen ones with girls dancing in the background or where they film themselves and add dialogue above it.
Random ass hobo: National Rape Day is April 24th! So excited!

Me: Run a truck into an oil refinery.
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National Hickey Day

National Hickey Day serves as an important reminder to all of us of the power of love and connection. The act of giving and receiving a hickey is an intimate, physical way to express your affection for someone else and it should be celebrated.

National Hickey day provides everyone with an opportunity to celebrate our connections with loved ones and recognize the importance of physical intimacy in relationships. There are many benefits associated with expressing physical affection such as increased oxytocin levels (the love hormone), improved moods, lower stress levels, and even deeper connections between partners!
My girlfriend gave me a huge hickey on national hickey day and I had to wear a turtleneck to school every day for a whole week.
by Hickey King January 14, 2023
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national send it day

National send it day falls on May 29th. It is a day where no matter what you have to send it, doesn’t matter what it is just fucking send it!!
Ayy bro it’s national send it day
by Evan Queef April 29, 2020
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National Doctors Day

National Doctors Day
National Doctors Day is October 16-25 and it is when you call and thank your doctor for everything that he/she has done for you. Your doctor will feel appreciated for that please make your doctor proud 🙏🏻 .
National Doctors Day is amazing and you should make them happy!
by National Doctors Day October 16, 2019
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