This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
by mike kaelin June 1, 2018
Get the mike kaelinmug. by Not Mike Mango November 23, 2021
Get the Mike Mangomug. Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.
by german horse cock September 24, 2017
Get the mikemug. by Bigman772 November 30, 2020
Get the Mikemug. by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
Get the Mike Tysonmug. When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.
Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
by Contagonist May 29, 2024
Get the Pulling a Mikemug. "Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"
by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025
Get the Doing a Mikemug.