Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.

12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.

by FailedLover73 May 30, 2023

Mark

A Kimbladi Fanboy E-dater that is a Roblox Da hood addict manifesting his Da hood aim

Sandro: Could you help me get good like mark?
Leo: Sure thing brother

by jnanwnns April 29, 2022

skid mark slumber party

When someone poops on your pillow.

If you keep pissing me off, I’m going to give you a skid mark slumber party.

by Shraar12 February 16, 2025

Mark Sutherland

A fat phaedo that like to bums kids.
Looks like NickEh30

That guy is a mark sutherland

by udder0000 October 25, 2020

Mark

A dim-wit whos a bit slow in the thinking department. Very imaginative and can never tell a story the same way twice. It is impossible for Mark to cook anything other than toast and a coffee, tho it takes over an hour.

Person 1: Did Mark make you a coffee yet
Person 2: No not yet, should we do it instead?
Person 1: Thats Mark for ya

by Woofwoof123 September 10, 2022

Mark Raper

A creepy pervy guy at BU who stalks girls both virtually and in the real world.

"That guy is such a Mark Raper"

by areyoumarta October 7, 2013

Mark

Mark is a hot, smart guy that doesn't have any limits. He gets all the women and anyone should be jealous of him.
He can be annoying but if your his friend he'll always have your back. In summary, a Mark is a Mark

"How is Mark so hot?"
"Look at those abs; now thats a Mark"

by G0h5t R1d3r November 23, 2021