Skip to main content

Karen

Every body gangsters till Karen takes the kids
by Howard the aaalliioeennn July 17, 2019
mugGet the Karenmug.

Karen

Used to describe one or more of the following
A single mother...
... who took the kids
... of three unvaccinated and "healthy" children
... with a bob haircut
... who wishes to speak to the manager
... and feminist
... who posts/likes minion memes on Facebook
... who is entitled to your property because "my kid has good grades and you don't even need it"
... who can cure anything with essential oils, home remedies, and alternative medicine

The list goes on, really.
Lady- Is this dairy-free soy-free?! I demand you go out and remake all of this food!
Caterer- I don't work for you, sorry.
Lady- I don't care! If my little Jimmy doesn't get his organic fig bar, I will gladly take him to eat elsewhere!
Caterer- Fine by me
Lady- *storms off*
Person standing near-by- what a Karen.
by sexy_piece_of_bread May 29, 2019
mugGet the Karenmug.

Karen

Karen is a bitch. She took the fucking kids AGAIN
Karen-I’m taking the fucking kids again
by Iwouldfrickacreeper October 20, 2019
mugGet the Karenmug.

karen

A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers

Symptoms:

- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)

- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research

- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES

- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)

- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore

Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
mugGet the karenmug.

Karen

Singular: Karen.
Plural: A homeschool of Karens.

A woman who puts her perceived "reality" above the needs and concerns of others.

A Karen is often narrow-minded, usually unaware of how the world works outside of her personal buble, but always thinks she has the solution if people would just do what she says. This leads to a constant state of entitlement which is how they are most easily recognized.

Many will claim that a Karen is a white woman between 30-50 years of age, but they can be found at any age and any nationality. They are just most common with those particular traits.

Karens can be found on both the extreme left and right political spectrum. On the left you get: aggressive vegans, new age spiritualists, Goop supporters, and organic produce advocates.

While the right is filled with: wealthy stay at home moms who believe their kids can do no wrong, proselytizing evangelicals who believe in prayer over medicine, flat-earthers, Q-anon supporters, and bigots.

Note that all of the above are groups which have a loud and vocal minority. It is part of the selfrighetous belief that they are special because they are part of a small group that is right.

***

A group of Karens is known as a homeschool of Karens. Just like a murder of crows or a parlement of owls, the group name “homeschool” describes the characteristics of a Karen.
One Karen complaining about whether her salad is organic is bad enough. But a homeschool of Karens for Sunday brunch is my own personal hell. - your waiter
by Strait_Literal September 17, 2021
mugGet the Karenmug.

Karen

A term used for people who show rudeness to workers, people who show racism or are anti-vax, etc. The standard image for these people is a middle-aged white woman with particular hairstyle, although it can vary between Karens. they are known for their signature slogan showcasing their rudeness towards workers: "I want to speak with the Manager"
Karen: My kids beautiful!
Her kid:

IYFGVYGIGUVHBLJIHUBIJN"OIHU{(BJO"NKPO_}U)*{HONIJ)(U(HBIJ:OPK_IOJPN
by I NEED TO TOUCH GRASS January 4, 2022
mugGet the Karenmug.

Karen

A very stereotypical woman, she is not a, "CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!" Will abuse you if is your mom or friend, or family. I know this... Because a Karen is my mom.
Karen is my mom
Karen is my sister
Karen is a child abuser.
by Audrey.Is.Cool June 22, 2020
mugGet the Karenmug.

Share this definition