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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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Living fan

When a man bounces so hard on a penis or penis-like object that his own penis flies around in a cirkle like a fan.
"He bounced on it so hard he did a Living fan"
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Stop Living

The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary
Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-
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Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012
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Morning Live

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024
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