Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Have you ever heard something so crazy it makes you go "oh no that must be a joke... Nope it's Tioga county"
by Jokester 88 August 19, 2023

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(
by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020

by 459395 March 5, 2022

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music
And an activist?
Ans: a guy that's quite active.
Ans: a guy that sings rap music
And an activist?
Ans: a guy that's quite active.
by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
