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Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.
Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Joke

Have you ever heard something so crazy it makes you go "oh no that must be a joke... Nope it's Tioga county"
by Jokester 88 August 19, 2023
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Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(
The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(
by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020
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Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke
z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard
by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
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Joke

If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music

And an activist?

Ans: a guy that's quite active.
by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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