for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 22, 2025

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How can I not relate

Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.

Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

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