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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
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gamer

Adjective. when you're gaming and you game.
Friend A: Bro I died to this hacker.
Friend B: Gamer
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Gamer

tom: hey have you talked with that new kid on the block?
mark: Nah he's a gamer, he doesn't talk to anyone.
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Gamer Pee

When you're playing a game and get a sudden urge to pee, so you stop the game and go rush to the bathroom to pee as fast you can, (probably without wiping after) to resume your game without wasting any time.
Joseph: "Hold up guys, I need to go take a gamer pee."
Franklin: "Bro he's one shot"
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GamerDre

A crying BITCH that likes to tell people to kill themselves for his own satisfaction. He really loves toes and children
GamerDre is the worst son of a bitch friend you could ever have. He is skin and bones.
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Gamer

A type of person that has learned to love more than one series of games.
Guy 1: "i'm a huge gamer!"

Guy 2: "You're not a gamer, You only play one game."

Guy 1: "Fuck You"
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gamer blake

its blake he games and is GOD
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