Fast Food Titties 

When, male or female, a person tends to eat a lot of fast food and developes large, pudgy breasts.

"I think I might ask Laura out!"
"Ewww, she has fast food titties!"

"Umm... Janet, do you think I've gotten fat?"
"Yeah! Look at those fast food titties!"
"Sob!"

Fast Food Titties by Aly_77 October 24, 2008

Cabinet Food

The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.

Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.

Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.

Cabinet Food by The Seanigan December 19, 2009

Erotic food-acquisition 

Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.

Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.

There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.

one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."

The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."

Erotic food-acquisition by hoolae April 13, 2010

barn food 

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

barn food by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

Free Food Scavengers 

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.

I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.

Free Food Scavengers by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012

Reverse food culture-shock

The necessity of going to the bathroom very often due to the stomach readjusting to the food you've grown up with after being away from your home country for a very long time.

#1
- "Aren't you gonna eat that spanish ham?"
- "Oh sorry, I got this severe reverse food culture-shock, I'm hitting the toilet every 5 min. I so could use some sweet & sour pork with rice right now."

#2
- "Wait! You forget to take your phone with you."
- "Thanks, I better grab it cause I'll be in the bathroom for a while. You know, reverse food culture-shock."

Reverse food culture-shock by adry803 August 20, 2014

nana food 

My grandmothers own recipes

I need food, real food i mean like Nana Food.

nana food by Relentless103 February 22, 2015