Vice "Angie" Vukov: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Vice "Angie" Vukov: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 04, 2025

half-first cousin-pibling

Parent's half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

by Leap Cruncher August 05, 2021

Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spanish (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

first cousin-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough

your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants

by carlygnash February 06, 2018