deppression 

Noun
1. a. The act of deppressing. b. The condition of being deppressed.

2. The condition of feeling sad or despondent due to lack of Johnny Depp.

4. Psychology: An unofficial psychiatric disorder characterized by feelings of helplessness and sadness occuring after withdrawal from Johnny Depp.

"I haven't seen Sleepy Hollow in ages. I feel quite deppressed."

deppression by Rulinian March 1, 2005

Depressionsaurus Rex 

When Urban Dictionary doesn't accept your word

*checks Computer* "Awh Man! C'mon Urban Dictionary why you gotta make me a Depressionsaurus Rex?!"

Depressionsaurus Rex by Ruby_Grand June 29, 2017

depressionness

sad. very sad. an even sadder version of sadness

i’m so sad. i’m crying from depressionness i just can’t do this anymore

depressionness by annabelle beirne January 23, 2019

Depressioness 

Retarded way to say depression.

Another way to describe yourself as depressed.

I'm so Depressioness.

Depressioness by niggamaster646 June 25, 2021

Diepression 

When your depression is so severe you die from it

God, my diepression is so bad

Diepression by septiplier_awaaaaaaay May 24, 2018

Depressiom 

A fucking misspelling of the word depression.

I have the depressiom.

Depressiom by Buttcheeck November 5, 2018

deprassion 

Most acute case of depression (cannot be cured by even the dankest of memes)

Guy 1: how u doin ma boi
Guy 2: (being crippled by deprassion)

deprassion by Alberto😑 August 5, 2019