Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

Credit carding

Where you slide your fingers in someone's ass crack. It is a form of sexual assault

Oh man I just credit carded that lady. I'm going to jail :(

Maybe credit carding isn't the way

by EmmyAnim July 29, 2025

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025

coin card

A slang term used by the Vietnamese youth to replace a profane word meaning "penis". In Vietnamese, it would still be pronounced the same.

Alex: What's up, bro?
Phuc: Coin card!

by alexlita September 12, 2025

Gift cards

Money but you can only spend it on fuckass woollen carpets from ‘Home Solutions’. Don’t be a retard, put money in the fucking card.

Person 1: What did you get me for my birthday?
Person 2: Some gift cards for woollen carpets
Person 1: Boy, fuck you! You smelly shit licking bastard! Just give me normal fucking money!

by Mr. Horny Dinosaur September 28, 2025

Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out, looks good in all angles, is photogenic, etc.

“Ashley is so beautiful, bro. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out in group pictures, looks good in all angles, etc.

“Ashley is so gorgeous. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025