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5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.
Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.
by Jnkfan June 30, 2024
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The Ab Card

To use the race “black” to your advantage to win every argument.
by Aoltyabx April 4, 2021
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Card Roulette

Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.
I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”
by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020
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mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.
I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
by nydoei November 20, 2021
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nia card

god damn that nia card girl stinks
by joemama888883739 February 9, 2023
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PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
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