August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

Auguste

The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)

I love me a Auguste

by dascoldd August 21, 2023

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

27th of August

Birthday of a middle aged man named Frank.

It's Frank day!

"Happy Frank day!"
"What's that?"
"27th of August is Frank's birthday!"

by Stambz August 22, 2023

August 23

National Hug your girlfriend and tell her you love her

It’s august 23

by NoLimitLando August 22, 2023

August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.

August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.

by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023

August

Shoto

August looks like shoto

by augustjones August 25, 2023