The Luke Goggin is the act of pissing through a mail flap onto someone’s carpet, preferably a business. Best performed on a Saturday night after 1000 beers.
by strny_14 June 6, 2019
Get the Luke Gogginmug. A cringey Tik toker who quit fortnite because his friends thought it was gay, other features include no hairline no fun and blocks his friends when they play fortnite
by CamrenHasASmallPeen September 15, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is another name for a lady boy; a man without a penis, who has a large set vagina, or some would say is just a straight bitch or bitchmade. This is the type of man that chooses to be a deadbeat father, doesn’t help his partner with anything!
He will exhibit the following qualities: refusal to take care of his child, will not pay any bills, has never in the past 11 years done anything for his partners or anyone including his families birthday, her will for sure cheat on you, is a delusional psychopath, gaslights the fuck out of all women, will act like his parents success some how makes him special, will not have held a job for 40 years, relives his high school days because sadly that’s when he peaked, most like a junkie with hemorrhoids the size of Jupiter.
I would say Luke is the type of person that hates himself so much to the point where he has to ruin other peoples live to make himself feel anything!
He will exhibit the following qualities: refusal to take care of his child, will not pay any bills, has never in the past 11 years done anything for his partners or anyone including his families birthday, her will for sure cheat on you, is a delusional psychopath, gaslights the fuck out of all women, will act like his parents success some how makes him special, will not have held a job for 40 years, relives his high school days because sadly that’s when he peaked, most like a junkie with hemorrhoids the size of Jupiter.
I would say Luke is the type of person that hates himself so much to the point where he has to ruin other peoples live to make himself feel anything!
Luke is a bitch!
by Just Over It October 2, 2023
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Lindsayis his ideal partner. Lindsay will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Lindsay would be perfect wifey material that will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
by nakedmolerat September 23, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
Get the Lukemug. by Icantbebotheredtocomeupwaname April 10, 2025
Get the Lukedmug. I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
by Your right toe June 1, 2023
Get the Luke Spaghettimug.