Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

Stinker Pot

A geech (dog)

That dog is such a cute stinker pot.

by skeddadle geech December 11, 2023

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

Potted

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.

That bud was strong. I'm definitely "potted."

by Stiky23! February 3, 2021

Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way

I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.

by I J Margulieth February 7, 2021

pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners

teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.

by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012

squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020