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December 11

It's almost winter and the cold has been here for a while, so on this day you have to give your gf/bf/crush cuddles and back hugs with no warning. There's no limit, bombard them all day with your love uwu
Girl: Hey! It's December 11th!

*hugs and kisses her gf*
by Straightn't lost sheep November 1, 2019
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11

Somebody yelled out „fuck 12“ at me. I do Security Bitch I‘m 11.
by _Anima_ June 4, 2020
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9/11/2001

The September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, were four coordinated suicide terrorist attacks carried out by the militant Islamic extremist network al-Qaeda against the United States on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. Wikipedia
Number of deaths: 2,996
Date: September 11, 2001 at 5:14 AM PDT
Perpetrators: Al-Qaeda, led by Osama bin Laden (see also: responsibility)
Location: World Trade Center, New York, The Pentagon, MORE
Attack types: Islamic terrorism, Aircraft hijacking, Suicide attack, Mass murder
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by Okuma's_pain October 7, 2022
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HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11!

Evan H (of The Wonkette) coined this term (HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11! ) for the noise that Donald Trump makes when he’s on the toilet and is de-classifying documents with his mind.
HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11! “…he could magically declassify documents by pushing really hard like he's on the potty like HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11!”
by Shoeless Louis June 1, 2023
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April 11

It’s where you shut the fuck up and stop being gross.
“Dude, it’s April 11th!”

“Okay?”
Shut the fuck up.”
by MasterChiefsMom April 11, 2022
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11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day
bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay
by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024
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