your mom

what im fucking tonight

im gonna fuck your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

by ayton627 May 16, 2021

[Insert your name here]

oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck

insert your name here is hot lol i want to fuck 'em

by Fowlcer May 19, 2021

Your on drugs

When someone says something so stupid it’s unreal

Guy 1:That cloud looks a lot like bill clinton
Guy 2: your on drugs

by Gotchuprimo May 20, 2021

National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them

boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for

by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021

Give your gf a sweatshirt day

On may 22 it is give your gf a sweatshirt day. Even if you just started your relationship.

Give your gf a sweatshirt day. Give it to her Ik she wants it.

by anonymous May 21, 2021