oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning
by listen to this November 16, 2022
by cosmic guts April 30, 2011
by Iem apedo November 23, 2023
When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.
Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways
im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME
by Ol'banana December 06, 2021
Nining your wrist
by Lslmcnfnowieurur September 30, 2019