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roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.
James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!
by Jihaleh August 10, 2012
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smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!
Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."
by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012
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Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"
Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!
by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013
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Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.
Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it
by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013
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Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"
She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.
by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013
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my week with Marilyn

one's encounter with a celebrity

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow.
by Sexydimma July 13, 2013
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my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

one's encounter with a celebrity
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

boy a) wow
by Sexydimma August 21, 2013
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