Day of the Troglodyte

On November 16th, the being called a troglodyte is celebrated.
Those of 20 years of age (or older) will refer to themself and others as merely being a troglodyte.
You are free to quote anyone who participates in this festivity.

Friend 1: "hey mate how's it going?"
Friend 2: "i'm merely a troglodyte..."
Friend 1: "shoot, I forgot today's the day of the troglodyte!"

by yippee783 November 17, 2024

Yay Day

Alex and Jamie started dating on 7-17-20 at 1:44 am

Happ yay day!

by ZAXIC 505 April 20, 2021

National Sex Day

National day is a celebration on oct 17 to celebrate sex

Happy National Sex Day, let’s have sex

by national sex day October 17, 2019

National Cougar Day

National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.

Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘

by TalkingSheep69 September 12, 2022

National everything day

National everything day is when u can do anything u want and it is on the 17th of April,you could kiss people, hug, slap their butt etc.

On national everything day I'm gonna be naughty 😈 lmao 😂

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

National 2k day

August 2nd National 2k day the day where you buy a dude 2k

Hey babe do you know it’s august 2nd national 2k day where you buy us 2k

by Joyrd.jr August 1, 2023

Duke Day

on february 26th the legendary and fine ass Duke Dennis was born and due to his continued brilliance we have decided to name february 26th duke day

me: yo how are you gonna celebrate duke day?
friend: i’m just gonna put sum on the grill nothing to crazy.

by yxngchizzy March 1, 2024