im going to skin you

im going to make u a skeleton

im going to skin you

by ballsack928181 March 3, 2023

I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love

by Death Menace March 5, 2023

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.

Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Ah Whua You

A moron who can't say fuck you.

Ah whua you!

by PaulTomasso March 6, 2023

You are

Alanis

You are alanis

by DongManandsnsj March 6, 2023

You

The one reading this

You are reading this

by jsjssksndjisejebnsjawj March 6, 2023

you look leng

you look leng actually means thank you. it’s melbourne slang.

‘i got you a coffee’
‘you look leng’

by kumbis ex March 7, 2023